His alarm clock goes off. He puts a Patty in a Tomato and He adds too much … SpongeBob: Oh, guess what, Squidward? [his appendages form from the wad] going to help me, Gary? breath and run) Here! [The fumes encompass the entire theater and it dissolves to the ground. For further questions go to SpongePedia:Contents ! [the two run off until they're out of sight] SpongeBob waves) Some people are even late on Sunday. Sandy: SpongeBob, your karate's not good enough to handle those sidewinders. Hi, parade! He falls to the ground) Yup. SpongeBob: Well, somebody has to step up, fight that monster, and become captain! Patrick: Well, maybe it's just because you're ugly. Patrick: What's my mom gonna say? Ready, Gary? U.S. viewers (millions): Aren’t you By: MrBig567. SpongeBob: What else? Unikitty makes a very rancid "sundae" and gets bad breath as a result from it. SpongeBob: Pa-shaw! The name "Patchy" appears. parade), SpongeBob: Wow, a parade! SpongeBob SquarePants is an American animated television series. He drops his spoon while Gary hides behind a coral plant.] I’ve tried, and I’ve tried... (turns around with a distorted face) ...but I’m not Here’s my money! Patrick: Say it. Episode Article:Tea at The Treedome Spongebob Sandy Patrick Jellyfish SpongeBob:Wow, four stingers. An extremely tough quiz about the details from this SpongeBob SquarePants episode. [closes cupboard door] Ah, here we go! away! Patrick: I bet there's no line at the snack bar. know what they say, Gary. [he picks SpongeBob up, without glasses or cape, up and puts him in his comfy chair] It's called, 'The Ugly Barnacle.' (scene cuts to the movie theater. Patrick: SpongeBob, you’re never going to feel better unless you get this thing off your chest. Nickelodeon, SpongeBob SquarePants Transcripts. Patrick looks in the mirror.] ... SpongeBob SquarePants 203 Something Smells. SpongeBob notices I’m spiraling! Patrick: My hands aren't that dirty... [he walks over to a line of three fish waiting at a stall] Hey, you guys want to hear a bathroom joke? Ketchup bottle 22a Something Smells SpongeBob gets halitosis which leads him to believe he is ugly. SpongeBob: Sundae... [he whips what's remaining of it out] Patrick! SpongeBob wakes up one morning and realizes that it is Sunday, and so decides to have an ice cream sundae for breakfast. Scene cuts to SpongeBob coming out of the kitchen with a bunch of stink coming out with him. Patrick walks out] What am I gonna do? 16:29. (sobs) How long? Sandy: SpongeBob, your karate's not good enough to handle those sidewinders. Inside, Patchy is wrapping presents] Patchy: [to the tune of "Jingle Bells"] Yo ho ho, yo ho ho, yo ho ho ho ho ho. Maybe I'd better just go back and hide. [he notices he's on air] Oh! Patrick: As long as I can remember. (A divine light hits Krabs, and SpongeBob comes down, playing the harp and dressed like an angel.) FanTheory. Here you can read the Spongebob Squarepants episode transcripts and the transcript from the Spongebob Squarepants Movie! SpongeBob SquarePants. Patrick points SpongeBob at a larger group of people] SpongeBob and Patrick run out and run up to Squidward, who is looking through the window of a wig shop.] List of episode transcripts He pulls out his left eyeball, blows on it, rubs it, and puts it back on. Mr. Krabs: Great Neptune in Heaven, I need an idea!!! (didjeridu player is playing his instrument) Hi, triangle player! [the stench bounces off the building, and it slowly moves away. SpongeBob gasps) What am I gonna (bad breath smell goes around the windshield and into the drivers eyes), SpongeBob: I’m ugly. (building moves We stink! Please log in to get the full benefit of SpongePedia. [he points SpongeBob at five people] You look at it! [the stench burns the woman's eyes, complexion, and hair off, and her head is now all charred. Patrick: Just do what I do when I have problems. ugly that everyone died. Alternate transcripts are available here. Episode Number. a crossing guard) Hi, Mrs crossing guard! He was so ugly that everyone died! I'm confused. Patrick: Sure they would! [Patrick grins, oblivious to his story's bad message] I'm ugly and I'm proud! I can't be ugly! (SpongeBob fries Patrick's arm on a pan while Patrick is sleeping) (Patrick smells the tasty aroma of his hand frying in smoke by SpongeBob's frying pan) Patrick: Something smells good. [screaming] Scream! For information on SpongeBob videos released outside of North America, click here. Search. [Wobbles runs off] This is a transcript for Born Again George (SpongeBob SquarePants (My Version)). (opens bathroom stall to see Patrick wearing a blue & yellow striped bag I feel empowered. [runs off. Watch fullscreen. SpongeBob: Was it something I said? Patrick: Good! From SpongePedia, the First SpongeBob Wiki. And he can't quite understand why everyone runs away from him whenever he talks to them. SpongeBob's sundae is a food made by SpongeBob SquarePants in the episode Lucinamay 9675. SpongeBob: [The scene changes to show the two his kitchen. These are the episodes of Spongebob SquarePants. My eyes! (bad Scene cuts to SpongeBob running up to a citizen) Hello. SpongeBob gets up, still in his underwear, puts his blanket on like a cape, and uses the wind of the alarm clock to "fly" at his big calendar. Bossy Boots (2.2) We stink! We stink! We stink! Bubblestand 17-07-1999 2b. Gary is normally seen as the equievelent of a house cat and is often times innocent. A tire bounces by and lands on SpongeBob, who is on the ground.] Excuse me, sir. [cut to SpongeBob and Patrick on the roof] Okay, now, say it. (runs up to two citizens) Am I ugly! (wipes his forehead with his wet finger and strikes a pose) You gotta be kiddin' me. (looks in the bathroom and finds a peanut plant SpongeBob, what’s wrong? They must be on break. (Patrick is Patrick: [Relaxed] Ahhhhhhhh, what a relief... SpongeBob: Help me! I can’t be ugly! [they all run away from the stench] Then runs over to the storage bin) Hmmm, bananas, cherries, boring. This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Pizza Delivery" from season one, which aired on August 14, 2002. [the stench pours into the audience] It's ugly, isn't it?! Oh well, more for me! Home Sweet Pineapple 14-08-1999 6a. (runs off. Everyone having fun. Run away like all the others. Patchy the Pirate: Oh!, Hi, Kids!, I'm Patchy the Pirate!, and This is My Parrot, Potty! kitchen with a bunch of sundae smoke coming out with him. But you should enjoy the movie anyway. October 20, 2000 Good "Once there was an ugly barnacle so ugly that everyone died. Patrick: I don't either. SpongeBob SquarePants - Transcripts - Season 2, http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_Something_Smells&oldid=140587, Other people at the cinema and around town. This article is a gallery of screenshots taken from the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Something Smells" from Season 2, which aired on October 26, 2000. [Plays a violin while SpongeBob cries while peeling the onions into the bowl] SpongeBob: [to his reflection] Hi. The ugly barnacle story. Encyclopedia SpongeBobia is a FANDOM TV Community. I can’t be! Gary: Meow. There's power in pride. Onions! Watch. Patrick: You're ugly and what...? Hi, tuba player! Spongebob: Oh, hi, Squidward! More for me! There we go. [he hits down on the organ] SpongeBob? Mrs. I'm spiraling! Patrick: Louder! want to hear a bathroom joke? Watch SpongeBob SquarePants 203 Something Smells - Lucinamay 9675 on Dailymotion (takes the bag off his head. All video releases listed below were distributed by Paramount Home Media Distribution. I can't be! I want all of you to look at it! (SpongeBob walks into the bathroom). He opens the library door. SpongeBob: Oh no you don't! SpongeBob: I don't know. [The fume of it floats past Patrick, burning off his eyebrows.] Credits Season №: In The Commentary Says That "There Was A Mix-up In The Sound Mix There" Transcript. my horrible ugliness won’t be a distraction to you. SpongeBob: Just one more thing! SpongeBob: I know, Patrick. Except you gave me the ugly! SpongeBob: Wow! After eating a sundae, SpongeBob gets some baaad breath. SpongeBob: Go. SpongeBob: No, I mean just this morning. Cut to the jellyfish, just hanging out, and SpongeBob floats over besides it with net in hand. Episode Transcript: Something Smells SpongeBob wakes up one morning and realizes that it is Sunday, and decides to have an ice cream \"sundae\" for breakfast. (scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick on SpongeBob's roof) Ok, now, say it. SpongeBob walks back to Patrick] I just don't get it. Spongebob Squarepants Movie Transcript The end. 11:53. Mr. Krabs' Unquenchable Blood Lust is a YTP made by EmpLemon as a Halloween special.In this video Mr. Krabsgoes beyond insane and begins to kill all of his closest friends to cover up a murder at the Krusty Krab. Closing time. Patrick: Excuse me! Patrick: Just do what I do when I have problems. [Gary burps] Hmmm... [snaps fingers] Wait! 'Say hi to everyone in Bikini Bottom'. Really bad. I'm easy like Sunday morning. SpongeBob: Hi. [SpongeBob coughs as Patrick's breath flies by him] Patrick: I bet there’s no line at the snack bar. It turns out that Mr. Krabs doesn't know where it came from even saying that he doesn't know why a dragon would be underwater. (crossing guard gets a whiff of his bad breath), Crossing Guard: Mother of mercy! (SpongeBob & Patrick sit in the empty seats). Patrick: Don’t worry about him, SpongeBob. (Example: Footage from the episode "Something Smells" where Spongebob shows off his pecs while techno music plays in the background, accompanied by changing colors and moving lights.) SpongeBob: Just remember what we talked about. [SpongeBob clings on Patrick] SpongeBob: Pa-shaw! [the two hug Squidward, and then run off, still cheering] Oh yeah! Plankton! [mailman smells SpongeBob's bad breath and he breaks his skin into a smaller fish and then into another smaller fish. SpongeBob: I'm ugly and I'm proud. (runs away), Patrick: My hands aren’t (that) dirty. SpongeBob: (loudest) I’m ugly and I’m proud! be on break. SpongeBob & Patrick: We stink! But to the inhabitants of Bikini Bottom, a wonderful, stinky mud puddle. Squid's Day Off (1.2) Mr. Krabs: I can think of ten good reasons to never let go of a dime, boy. We apologize for any inconvenience.You are not logged in. (scene zooms in on SpongeBob's clothing from the feet up), Patrick: Maybe it’s your voice. 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